I have boobies.
how many followers do you need before someone orders you a pizza for free
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
joshpeck please date me i’ll pay you real life cash money
that’ll be $20,000 you can either make a direct deposit to my bank account or pay me in cash
“ok” and “okay” sound different in my head
3 TIPS FOR A CUTE STOMACH
1. look at ur tummy
2. say “wow this is a cute tummy”
3. congratulations u have a cute tummy
tryna post a selfie like
it’s kind of weird knowing that when you sleep, you’re just looking at your eyelids but somewhere in your brain, you are able to produce dreams as if you’re still awake.
how did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?
he gave her a ring